1. Don't date people you meet on the Metro.
2. Don't live with girls.
3. Ask for a more detailed description when your roommate tells you her furniture is "Western themed."
4. Only you will take care of you (well ok, I already knew that).
5. Tanning is expensive on the east coast.
6. Having a bar across the street from your apartment can make life interesting.
7. An ex-boyfriend can actually produce great friends!
8. Being a Sugar Momma is only for wealthy women over 50!
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